May 2013
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
Watchstilldefending:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
